Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Howard Stern Becomes An American Caligula
For those of you not blessed to have Sirius Satellite radio...and all you procrastinators...yesterday was a moment in broadcast history!
Granted, Oakie and Antsie made broadcast history when they inspired a couple to have sex in Saint Patrick's for a radio prank, but that pales in comparison to what the Stern show had on the satellite waves yesterday, although the show was not their doing.
As stated on http://www.howardstern.com : Howard had a woman named Tomcat, her assistant, Michael and three porn stars into the studio to demonstrate some sex machines they brought with them. Tomcat said that the machines aren’t for sale, but that the girls showcase on her Website what the machines do.
What they did involved industrial machinery!!!
Former longshoreman Artie Lange was dubmfounded as one of the girls used a drill...the same drill he used to work with on construction sites.
I remember when i went with my boy Pat to see Bob Guccione's Caligula at an art house in New York, and the only one besides us in attendance was a Greek family--mother, father, uncles, cousins, etc., and they were having a good ol' time watching the beginning of the fall of the Roman empire, and i watched transfixed---realizing that what was on screen was the ultimate white dream...the path Amerikkka was upon.
Well, it's taken a while to get there...but it's now safe to announce...america has arrived!!!
The Howard Stern show has now officially reached the decadence and depravity of Caligula's Rome, and whilst the Moral Majority should be rightfully offended...i AM paying to listen to this shit...so fuck off.
For those of you contemplating either Sirius radio or stocks...jump in...the water's starting to get REAL HOT!!!
